ofmiceandttacos:

🍕👅buy me pizza, slut.

ofmiceandttacos:

🍕👅buy me pizza, slut.

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

(Source: blueyesxavier, via deductionwiththedoctor)

thenimbus:

That’s just an expensive cat heater

(Source: kazekage-kush, via deductionwiththedoctor)

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

(via deductionwiththedoctor)

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

(via deductionwiththedoctor)

basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

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i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

(Source: eyeb0t, via pizza)

thepatientwhovian:

sarena-babaroga:

Story of a dress - Lyrota - Persephone Dress

10/10 would wear as queen of elves

(via bblondedeception)

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

(via weirdmann)